So today I woke up when my 7:30am emergency alarm on my phone went off. This confused me, because I really ought to have woken up at 6:10-ish. I checked my clock, and not only was my 6:10 one on, but so was my 5:00 one from yesterday. I don’t remember ever hearing either of them, and I’m not the kind of person to forget doing something like that in my sleep.
I no longer trust my clock. We are fucking done, professionally.




