Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.






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Boop — lalondes takes James Franco to task for The Style Con. It is wonderful, please check it out. 

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Applyin’ to jobs at 3:30 in the morning.

Hopin’ no one checks the email time stamp.

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please watch this from beginning to end

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5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster



5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

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A selection of Backgrounds from the Steven Universe episode: Steven the Swordfighter

Art Direction: Elle Michalka

Design: Sam Bosma, Steven Sugar

Paint: Amanda Winterstein, Jasmin Lai, Katie Mitroff, Gyimah Gariba

I was fortunate enough to be a minuscule part of this . :) Honestly one of my favourite series’ ever -The Crewniverse is doing it right .

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"But seven people doesn’t equal fifteen skeletons!"

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  • Tonsillitis has been confirmed, but I’m on the mend.
  • Have to avoid tumblr until I can watch the new Hannibal episode, oh man, no one spoil this for me please.
  • Have my big damn NASA presentation tomorrow and I haven’t practiced for it, but that’s okay cus I wrote the damn PP so I ought to know what I’m talking about.
  • Went to the banquet for it and had great food, met cool people, and got my shiny NASA graduation sash.
  • Every time I get nervous about tomorrow I keep chanting that I am Don Draper and I’m gonna sell this, and if I don’t, we’re all stardust floating on a giant rock heading towards its demise in a cosmic blink, for all moments in time and space are simultaneous.
  • So yeah, my presentation doesn’t really matter.

So… update


Because I don’t like how long and detailed the other post was getting (I know this is so out of hand and been for a while) I decided to update in a separate post. We got the electric bill and rent overdue fees this Tuesday and they’re over $1400 now. I rescheduled my bill me later payments back so that I would be able to give my mom more of my paycheck for this week but it’s only $120… there’s a huge chance that our stuff will be cut off for a while by Sunday so I’m writing and saving this now… 

If you have the means / want please help signal boost this post and if you can, donate to my mom’s thank you!!!!

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So I do this really cute thing where I’ll get so stressed out, I’ll give myself tonsillitis. Every time school gets really stressful, my body just decides to start storing toxins, I guess in the hopes I’ll develop the ability to spit acid at my enemies, but all it turns into is here’s a funny prank, to you, from us, your body.

Haahaha haa ha

So yeah, I guess I’ll pencil in a trip to urgent care into my already awful schedule.


#captain america 2: winter soldier

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